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'Een dag niet gelachen, is een dag niet geleefd'

Don't tempt a woman...

A woman goes to England to attend a 2-week, company training session.
Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good trip.
The wife answers : 'Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for you?'
The husband laughs and says: 'An English girl !!!'
The woman kept quiet and left.

Two weeks later he picks her up in the airport and asks: 'So, honey, how was the trip?'
'Very good, thank you.'
'And, what happened to my present?'
'Which present?' She asked?
'The one I asked for -- the English girl!!'
'Oh, that' she said, 'Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait a few months to see if it's a girl'




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