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'Een dag niet gelachen, is een dag niet geleefd'

You arent getting any

A little boy came down to breakfast. Since they lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his tasks. "Not yet", said the little boy. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast until he does his tasks. Well, he's a little pi$$ed, so he goes to
feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks pig.

He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal. "How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well", his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon, either.
I also saw you kick the cow, so you aren't getting any milk this morning."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast, and he kicks the pussy cat as he's walking into the kitchen. The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "Are you going to tell him, or should I?"




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