Moppen top 10
| 1. | Ergste dag uit mijn leven | 8.05 |
| 2. | Yoghurt | 8.05 |
| 3. | Geel, rood, blauw mannetje | 8.05 |
| 4. | Jantje observeert Emma | 8.05 |
| 5. | Wat is politiek | 8.05 |
| 6. | De skivakantie | 8.05 |
| 7. | Krokodillen Jacht | 8.04 |
| 8. | Van wie is deze GSM | 8.04 |
| 9. | Snelle diagnose | 8.03 |
| 10. | Knecht en de laarzen | 8.03 |
Zoek een mop
Dagelijkse mop
The frog and the blowjob
A woman went into a pet shop to buy her husband a pet. After looking around she realized that all the pets there were very expensive. She went to the counter and questioned the clerk."I wanted to buy my husband a pet, but all of yours are so expensive", she said.
"Well,"said the clerk, "I have a huge bullfrog in the back for $50.00. Would you like to see it?"
"$50.00?? For a Frog??" asked the woman.
The clerk said, "It's a special frog. It gives blow jobs." Well, the woman did not particularly enjoy giving head, so, she thought this was a heck of a deal. She'd get her husband a gift he'd surely enjoy, and she'd never have to do that again. The woman decided to buy the frog.
She took it home to her husband and explained the strange gift. Of course, her husband was a bit skeptical, but said for sure he'd try it out that night. The woman went to bed that night relieved knowing she'd never have to give another blow job.
About two in the morning, she woke up to hear pots and pans banging around in the kitchen. She got up to go see what was going on. When she got to the kitchen she saw her husband and the frog, sitting at the kitchen table like best buddies, looking through cookbooks.
"What are you two doing looking through cookbooks at this hour?" asked the woman.
The husband looks up at her and says, "Well, if I can teach this frog to cook, your ass is outta here."
Om te stemmen moet je ingelogd zijn.
Nog een goeie mop lezen?
Oekoeboekoe (6.62/10)
Er loopt een man in het bos, het grote homo bos der negers. Hij wandelt en wandelt, ondertss en deuntje aan het fluiten, als er opeens 10 negers uit de struike springen, en hem goed vasthouden dat hij...Mop verder lezen (Je hebt 13% gelezen)
Erotisch en vulgair (7.34/10)
Weet je het verschil tussen 'erotisch' en 'vulgair'?Het zit zo: Neem een mooi wit zacht donsveertje en streel hiermee zacht op en neer tussen de benen van je geliefde. Dat is nou 'erotisch'.<...
Mop verder lezen (Je hebt 75% gelezen)
You arent getting any (6.87/10)
A little boy came down to breakfast. Since they lived on a farm, his mother asked if he had done his tasks. "Not yet", said the little boy. His mother tells him he can't have any breakfast u...Mop verder lezen (Je hebt 18% gelezen)