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Christmas present

Young Justin has a cursing problem, and his father was getting tired of it. He decides to ask a shrink what to do. The shrink says: "Negative reinforcement. Since Christmas is coming up, ask Justin what he wants from Santa. If he curses while he tells you his wish list, leave a pile of dog poop in place of each gift he requests."

Two days before Christmas, Justin's father asks him what he wants for Christmas. "I want a damn teddy bear lying beside me when I wake up. When I go downstairs, I want to see a damn train going around the damn tree. And when I go outside, I want to see a damn bike leaning up against the damn garage."

On Christmas morning, Justin wakes up and rolls into a pile of dog poop. Confused, he walks downstairs and sees another pile under the tree. He walks outside, looks at a huge pile of dog poo by the garage, and walks inside. His dad smiles and asks: "What did Santa bring you this year?"

Justin replies: "I think I got a goddamn dog, but I can't find the son of a bitch!"





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Categorie: Speciale dagen
Moppentapper: Vegy
Datum: 23-04-2010
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Aantal stemmen: 42
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